- Me: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
- Teacher: Of course not
- Me: Good, because i didn't do my homework
Is it ironic that I just used knots I learned in Boy Scouts to tie myself to my bed for another guy to fuck me?
I need someone who’s okay with laying in bed all day but also up for spontaneous adventures.
25,970 plays 2am animal crossing city folk
2am - animal crossing city folk