• Me: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
  • Teacher: Of course not
  • Me: Good, because i didn't do my homework


Is it ironic that I just used knots I learned in Boy Scouts to tie myself to my bed for another guy to fuck me?


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I need someone who’s okay with laying in bed all day but also up for spontaneous adventures.

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25,970 plays 2am animal crossing city folk

2am - animal crossing city folk

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